sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there
i’m all about natasha learning to sign so she still tell clint off for being an idiot when he takes his hearing aids out halfway through her rants.
#natasha rolling her eyes and switching to sign language faultlessly#clint glaring sullenly everywhere but her hands until she whacks him around the back of his head and gives him pointed looks#while signing right in front of his face pls
/accidentally ships Sheriff Stilinski and Greg Lestrade/
oh noooo hot cops
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."